Move Your Business to Arizona!
Move Your Business to Arizona!
Finally the long awaited sequel to “I’m moving to Arizona!” has arrived (if you remember, Taylor moved to Arizona a while back because a law of theirs makes her theoretically pregnant). And now another law of theirs, SB 1062, has her hoping her theoretical baby isn’t gay, since SB 1062 makes discrimination based on sexual orientation legal. Here’s hoping Gov. Jan Brewer “does the right thing”…
MOVE YOUR BUSINESS TO ARIZONA!
Lyrics:
Is there a certain type of person you hate?
But your state won’t let your business discriminate?
Then move your business to Arizona!
Cos if you don’t refuse to sell
Your stuff to gay people, you’ll go to Hell!
Now’s the time to move your business to Arizona,
“State sanctioned bigotry since 2014!”
Do you feel gross serving Asians or people in wheelchairs?
Just say your god hates them, then you’ll be off the hook!
Do blind or deformed people make you uncomfortable?
Just call their “life choice” a sin, according to your ancient book!
Then your business won’t have to serve them
No more fries, sinners don’t deserve them!
If you’re gay and in Arizona,
Be sure that you pretend you’re straight at Chick Fil-A!
Yes it’s a sin to be a rapist, an adulterer and even a divorcee
But doing business with them is okay
I’m sure God’ll look the other way
But the hottest circle in Hell is reserved
For the business owner who allows gays to be served!
A store that wouldn’t sell to douche bags moved in yesterday
They had to turn the Arizona state senate away!
Move your business to A-Z,
Your bank’ll never have to loan gay people money again!
Jesus said on the mount, “Never sell fast food to gays”
Civil liberty’s out, discrimination’s the new black!
Gays can still eat at the “Gays Only” counters,
And use “Gays Only” bathrooms,
We’re bringing “separate but equal” back!
Does your water fountain business prefer the whites?
Then come to a state where there’s no civil rights!
Move your business to Arizona,
Only Russia matches our hate,
For people who aren’t provably straight!
Because what kind of country is this
Where anyone’s allowed to shop at any business?
Just move your business to Arizona,
Because we want to make it our business to let you refuse business
To people based on something that’s none of your business!
And we won’t be happy till no one but your business is free!
Move your business to Arizona! Won’t have to mind your business in Arizona!
Move your business to Arizona! Won’t have to mind your business in Arizona!
Move your business to Arizona! Won’t have to mind your business in Arizona!
Move your business to Arizona! Won’t have to mind your business in Arizona!
Featuring:
Taylor Ferrera
and Brendan Peleo-Lazar
Recorded at Seven Levels by
Taylor Ferrera
Bob Ferrera
Brendan Peleo-Lazar
Neil Candelora
Written by Bob Ferrera
This video portrays Tom Cruise as gay. What evidence is there that he’s gay?
Brilliant. Love it. Best thing since If Only Lincoln had a Gun! <3
Hilarious! Thanks!
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can we get the mp3 version?
Fabulous! You’re my favorite artist because you speak truth to power.
Happily, Governor Brewer vetoed that stupid law.
I shall still be referring to Arizona as Nuremberg and the state legislature as the National Socialist Workers Party however.
I liked the song and still hate Arizona, but didn’t the bill get vetoed? It’s not in place, right?
I laughed so hard at the Laundromat bank. It’s been too long since your last topical song, Taylor. Too long.
F’n love you Taylor.
I love your stuff, and get outraged when I see your viewership numbers. You should be getting millions of views. I can’t figure out why you don’t at least have hundreds of thousands. This has been up for a month, and still less than 4,000 views. It’s inexplicable.
I am from Arizona hey cut us some slack. I mean we did turn from a red state to a purple state on the other hand they are using voter suppression to keep it from turning blue. Progress? A lot of people are trying to change things here but not the people in office unfortunately. We will moving soon I hope. Love your work keep it up.
I don’t get it what’s the big deal. If I say you can’t come into my house you cant… If I pay rent or mortgage on a building that I just happen to run a business out of shouldn’t I still have that same right? After all the place belongs to me and regardless that it is a public business it is still considered private property which I pay personal property tax on. I actually live in Missouri btw…
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Funny as hell !
She can sing this song about Indiana.